Beowulf’d -Meadaholics

[Verse 1]
I beat up Grendel for the king (for real)
I ripped off his arm for the king (for real)
I got so much booty for it
I party with the Danes it’s lit
And now Hrothgar’s my dad (for real)
And Grendel’s mother is mad (for real)
I ain’t lose a fight
’Cause God want me alive
Yeah, he pulled up to Heorot, no weapons in hand
He killed one of my men, so I kicked his ass
I gave him a fair fight, didn’t even use a sword
Got him in a headlock, and I ripped off his arm
Crying like a wuss, he didn’t ever come back
Gave the Danes his arm, it wasn’t even a challenge
Hrothgar was so pleased, he even got down on his knees
Hold up, did he just adopt me??
8 horses, a sword and some nice booty
Grendel, be careful if you try to aaaattack me
Ain’t no faker, I am not a peace maker
The Geats raised me, I’m a diehard
I killed Grendel so I can do anything
The people love me, they wanna be me
Might even fight his mom, do I really wanna?
I been killing trolls and I ain’t even dead yet

[Chorus]
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 Beasts ready to take ‘em down, yeah
Ready to take ‘em down, yeah (on God)
And they can’t stop me now, yeah (on God)
And won’t can’t cut me down, yeah (on God)
I’m not afraid of ‘em, yeah (on God)
I’ll never run away, yeah (on God)
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 M’s in my booty hoard, yeah (fast)
In my booty hoard, yeah (on God)
From killing sea-brutes, yeah (on God)
From slicing demons, yeah (on God)
My name is Beowulf, yeah (on God)
You’ll never stop me, yeah (on God)

[Verse 2]
The next fight was against Grendel’s mom
Right outta the mead hall, now it’s one in the lake
Just another bout to show who really is the best brotha
This one’s for Ashere and to make all em Danes proud
She came at me, but God told her no
Hrunting didn’t work but the magical one did
In the end I won n’ took Grendel’s head
Made all em Danes proud
Same thing with Geatland

[Chorus]
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 Beasts ready to take ‘em down, yeah
Ready to take ‘em down, yeah (on God)
And they can’t stop me now, yeah (on God)
And they can’t cut me down, yeah (on God)
I’m not afraid of ‘em, yeah (on God)
I’ll never run away, yeah (on God)
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 M’s in my booty hoard, yeah (fast)
In my booty hoard, yeah (on God)
From killing sea-brutes, yeah (on God)
From slicing demons, yeah (on God)
My name is Beowulf, yeah (on God)
You’ll never stop me, yeah (on God)

[Verse 3]
Dragon’s tomb—umm—, to the dragon’s tomb
Pull up on the barrow, skies are clear, night has come upon
All them gathered around, swords and shields, all facing towards the pit
Helmet on now, I’m about to go down to the dragon’s den
All the Geats, they get scared and go flee, all but one aint with me
Come on, I’m Beowulf, you know I got Wiglaf with me
Fight the dragon to keep all of Geatland happy
Take our land back, win the booty for the people

[Chorus]
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 Beasts ready to take ‘em down, yeah
Ready to take ‘em down, yeah (on God)
And they can’t stop me now, yeah (on God)
And they can’t cut me down, yeah (on God)
I’m not afraid of ‘em, yeah (on God)
I’ll never run away, yeah (on God)
I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 M’s in my booty hoard, yeah (fast)
In my booty hoard, yeah (on God)
From killing sea-brutes, yeah (on God)
From slicing demons, yeah (on God)
My name is Beowulf, yeah (on God)
You’ll never stop me, yeah (on God)

[Outro]
50 peaceful years is what i ruled for
No one would even come near me
They knew that I was there Daddy
So now no one even tries me

Beowulf’d -Meadaholics