Just Monika -Bowlingotter

My name is Sayori
And I’m here to say
I want to walk to school
With YOU today!
I’m in a new club
And you should check it out
I’m gonna show you
What it’s all about!
Doki Doki Literature Club
Is where it’s at
If you wanna improve
Your poetry format
I think you’ll have fun!
And that’s my intent
Here’s Monika!
And she’s our president!

I’m Monika!
And it’s nice to meet you!
Our club is small
We’re just a few
Our drink is tea!
Not gin and tonic-a
Stick with me and it’ll be!

Just Monika!
Just Monika!
This is all futility
‘Cause you know that it will be!
Just Monika!
Just Monika!
Doesn’t matter what you say
She will be there anyway!

Boop, poof, pure, puppy
Socks, giggle, email, fluffy
Oh my god
This is amazing!
Oh what words,
And clever phrasing!
You’re supposed to be bad at this
Gimme a break
I’m Natsuki
And I bake cupcakes!
I like to read manga
In that closet over there
If you come over this weekend-

He doesn’t care!
He was talking to ME
And you just interrupted
One of my files
Must be corrupted
We’ll try this again
Time to bring it on-ica
I’ll keep trying ’till it’s!

Just Monika!
Just Monika!
This is all futility
‘Cause you know that it will be!
Just Monika!
Just Monika!
Doesn’t matter what you say
She will be there anyway!

Hi, SergeantNub
I’ve had my eyes on you
I wanted a chance for us to talk too
But then again,
You wouldn’t understand
My words are too complex
You’re a simple man
Your poems need work
But you’ve got a good start!
I can tell you’re speaking
From the heart
Here’s a book to read
It will bring us together
Forever and ever and ever and ever…

Okay
Thanks for that
Now anyway,
Let’s get back to the matter at hand
We know each other so well
You should be my man!
Surely by now
The other girls must disgust you
We’ll try again until it’s
Just me
And just you
We’ll read books
We won’t smoke that chronic-a
No matter what you’re gonna be with!

Just Monika!
Just Monika!
This is all futility
‘Cause you know that it will be!
Just Monika!
Just Monika!
Doesn’t matter what you say
She will be there anyway!

Just Monika!
( Do-wha-oh, do-wha-oh! )
Just Monika!
Doesn’t matter what you say
( A boop doop da do do do-do )
She will be there anyway!
( A boop doop da do do do-do )
Just Monika!
( Ba da do-eh, ba da do-eh )
Just Monika!
( Ba da do-eh, ba da do-eh )
This is all futility
( A boop doop da do do do-do )
‘Cause you know that it will be!
( A boop doop da do do do-dooooooooo! )
Just Monika!
( Do! )
Woah, jeez.

Just Monika -Bowlingotter